The last Ramadhan saw me and B stranded in front of Kompleks PKNS Shah Alam after breaking fast with unsatisfying Mexican food. We were talking and B pointed out that she tried Brand’s InnerShine Prune Essence.

Me: I read that in your blog. So which is better; prune or chicken?

B: Depends. You want to be pretty or smart?

Me: Both!

(Yes. I’m greedy. I want to be pretty AND smart.)

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I was in the LRT alone, minding on my own business when somewhere in between Setiawangsa and KLCC, some boys walked in. They stared until one of them came up to me.

Him: Hi. (Giving me his dimpled smile)

Me: Hello. (I swear if this happened when I was 17, I would have just have an alarmed look on my face xD)

Him: My name’s (something that I can’t remember). Can I have your number?

Me: O.o Err… umm… adik… (Hint: Box folder with Kasturi’s card visible)

Him: No. No. I’m your age or maybe a year older. So don’t call me adik. (Smiled that smile again)

Me: (What??) Okayy… I’m 23 by the way.

Him: Really? (With a confused look and a hint of a disappointment (?) in his voice)

Me: Really. (With an apologetic smile)

I didn’t give him my number anyways. That would be wrong. If only he was a few years older. I can now use Kak Nini’s “Kenapa semua yang suka I yang muda-muda?” line xD

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Spending a few hours with Vishul and Dixon the other day was hilarious. Just so you know, I haven’t seen a speck of these two for almost 5 years.

Vishul: For Christ’s sake, stop it! (He was annoyed with something that I can’t remember)

B: But I don’t believe in Christ

Vishul: I know. Me too xD It just sounds good

(I was laughing and I think at this point, Dixon was pulling on the hairs on my arm. Don’t ask me why.)

On our way to Sunway, from Vishul’s place, a car was annoyingly umm… annoying. Out of the blue,

Dixon: Allah…!!!

Me & B: What??

Dixon: What????

B and me were practically discussed how perfect the pronunciation, the tone, the precise usage and all other aspects of it for a good 5 minutes or so. Dixon was laughing all the way.

Me: Some things can only happen in Malaysia :p