Today I’ve witnessed something eye-boggling. Something that I shouldn’t have seen. Something that makes me want to rip my eyes from their sockets and soak them in bucketful of Klorox. Something that made me wished that I did not look out of the car’s window.

This happened while we were heading towards TTDI. As DivaMom was speeding away, trying to get pass a car in front of us, I just had to look outside the window (this is a habit whenever the vehicle I’m riding overtakes another vehicle). How I regret doing so (and the habit). I’ve heard of it being done but the thought of actually witnessing it has never entered my so-called pure thoughts. From the corner of my eyes I could see a pink roundish thing, possibly a balloon on the man’s lap. A split second later, I saw it bobbing. A balloon will NOT bob at that manner or speed.

Only did I realize a second too late what was happening. Then I saw a pink tudung clad head appear from the bobbing balloon.

Oh, my God!

I just witnessed a blow job.

Oh, my God!

Now I wish I could soak my brain in Klorox!

No, I did not tell DivaMom or RockerDad or anyone that was in the car.

Oh, my God!

As I said, I’ve heard of these thing before but never had I thought that ACTUAL people doing it.

I am not to condemn people for not having oral sex or any kind of sex at all. I do think that sex is important to a certain extent in a relationship. In fact, I encourage it as long as you practice it with slight intelligence. I pity those babies you ‘accidently’ produced and throw away with the trash like some kind of unworthy garbage (emo much?). If you want to be handcuff-, chocolate & cream-, candy underwear- or even SM- kinky, please, be my guess PROVIDING that you do it in PRIVATE. It is not call the intimate details of one’s private life for nothing.

Anyways, don’t you think that a car is NOT THE place to have sex? More precisely, a moving car? Like, hello! Here are some reasons why you are NOT suppose to have sex; receiving or giving on a moving vehicle:

1. First and foremost, it’s dangerous! This is why accidents happened. You were so engorged (pun intended) with your extra activities in the car that you tend to elude the world around you. You don’t want to die on the road while giving/receiving head do you?
2. People can see you for heaven’s sake. Have you no shame? Children can see you. What kind of learning experience do you want to give them?

There are other reasons but they have all disappear when I soaked my brain and eyes in Klorox. Do add some if you are free.

To end the post; DO NOT HAVE SEX IN MOVING VEHICLE, LEST YOU WANT THE RISK OF GETTING KILLED HIGHER.

Thank you =)

p/s: I think I’ve never used OMG that much in one post xD